Fancy French Mushroom Pâté
Fancy French Mushroom Pâté
"Bonjour" (BOHN-zhoor)! Is it just me, or do the French seem to enjoy food more and obsess about it less than we do? I love that the French are also great at focusing on a diverse and (mostly) real food diet with an emphasis on healthy fats, properly prepared homemade food, and exquisite, healthy vegetables. One of my favorite things to do is to take a traditional meat-based recipe and put a vegetable-based spin on it. This fun twist on the classic French pâté (PAH-tay) can be both vegan and vegetarian-friendly, and it is such a flexible recipe. Your kids will want to go back for seconds!
Our Sticky Fingers Cooking® version is chock full of oh-so-good-for-you mushrooms. When you pair something a little unusual, like the mushroom pâté, with a well-known and well-loved item, kids will gobble just about anything up! So, kids will also be making their own cheese crackers to serve with the pâté. Kid-made Crunchy Crackers are similar to a cracker that rhymes with "squeeze wits." Our Fancy French Mushroom Pâté is so tasty, so easy, and so ooh la la! Bon Appétit!
Happy & Healthy Cooking,
Fun-Da-Mentals Kitchen Skills
- blend :
to stir together two or more ingredients until just combined; blending is a gentler process than mixing.
- chop :
to cut something into small, rough pieces using a blade.
- evaporate :
Cooking food until the liquid turns into vapor (steam), reducing the liquid content.
- sauté :
to cook or brown food in a pan containing a small quantity of butter, oil, or other fat.
Equipment Checklist
- Skillet
- Food processor or blender (or large bowl + immersion blender)
- Cutting board
- Kid-safe knife
- Measuring spoons
- Wooden spoon
Ingredients
Fancy French Mushroom Pâté
- 1/2 lb fresh mushrooms (your choice)
- 2 to 4 green onions
- 2 T olive oil, divided
- 1 small handful fresh parsley, sage, or thyme (for 1/2 T chopped)
- 1/4 tsp salt + more to taste
- 1 big pinch ground black pepper
- 1 T vinegar or lemon juice
- 1/4 C cream cheese OR grated Monterey Jack, cheddar, Havarti, or provolone cheese **(for DAIRY ALLERGY sub 1/4 C canned white beans, if no legume allergy)**
- 1 T nutritional yeast
Food Allergen Substitutions
Fancy French Mushroom Pâté
- Dairy: For 1/4 C cream cheese OR grated Monterey Jack, cheddar, Havarti, or provolone cheese, substitute 1/4 C canned white beans, if no legume allergy is present.
Instructions
Fancy French Mushroom Pâté
chop
Have your kids chop 1/2 pound of mushrooms, 2 to 4 green onions, and 1 small handful of parsley, sage, or thyme into tiny bits.
sauté + stir
Adults heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a skillet on your stovetop over medium-high heat. Add the chopped green onions and sauté, stirring until starting to lightly brown, about 30 seconds. Add the chopped mushrooms and sauté, stirring frequently until their liquid has almost evaporated, about 4 to 5 minutes.
add + simmer + evaporate
Add 1/2 tablespoon of the chopped herbs, 1/4 teaspoon salt, and 1/8 teaspoon black pepper and cook, stirring for 2 minutes more. Add 1 tablespoon of vinegar or lemon juice, scraping up any browned bits, and simmer until the liquid evaporates, for 2 to 3 minutes more. Carefully transfer the mushroom mixture to a food processor or blender (or large bowl for use with an immersion blender).
blend + count + cool
Have kids add 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1/4 cup cream cheese OR grated cheese, and 1 tablespoon nutritional yeast. Blend the pâté until it reaches the desired consistency while counting to 5 in French: 1 un (uhn), 2 deux (deuh), 3 trois (twah), 4 quatre (KAH-truh), 5 cinq (sank). Taste, and add a bit more salt if needed. Let the pâté cool before serving. "Bon appétit" (Bohn AHP-peh-tee) or "Enjoy your meal" in French!
Hi! I'm Toady! I'm a Mushroom!
“I'm also a fun guy! Get it? Fun guy—fungi? I'm good in salads, sandwiches, soups, stews, on pizza, with pasta, and stuffed with other yummy foods. Plus, you can cook and use me in recipes just like you would meat!"
History
- The first mushrooms were thought to be cultivated in Southeast Asia, but it is not known why for sure. Perhaps someone discovered that mushrooms grew by accident and sought out a growing method.
- All mushrooms are fungi, but not all fungi are mushrooms! There are an estimated 1.5 to 2 million species of fungi on planet Earth, of which only 80,000 have been properly identified. There are over 250 kinds of mushrooms that people eat.
- Mushrooms are a kind of fungus that look like umbrellas! They grow in places like yards, forests, fields, and gardens.
- What is a fungus? It's a kind of living organism that is different from plants. In fact, mushrooms are more like humans than plants!
- Fungi walls are made of a fibrous substance called "chitin," rather than cellulose, like plants. Also, plants produce their own energy from the sun from photosynthesis, but mushrooms and other fungi don't need the sun for energy!
- Many fungi eat by breaking down dead plants. However, other fungi feast on dead animals, bird droppings, manure, wallpaper paste, fruit, and living animals. So fungi are like nature's cleanup crew!
- The yeast that makes bread rise is a type of fungi.
- Mushrooms are sometimes called Toadstools! Can you picture a toad sitting on top of a giant mushroom?
- Some mushrooms are good to eat, like portobellos, crimini, and shiitakes, while others are extremely poisonous. Never eat a mushroom you find growing outside unless you are with a mushroom expert!
- The Honey Mushroom in the Blue Mountains of Oregon is the world's largest living thing. It is actually a mushroom colony and is believed to be at least 2,000 years old! It covers almost four square miles!
- Some mushrooms live entirely underwater.
- In the Amazon rainforest, mushrooms release spores into the air, which creates the surface for water to condense and can trigger rain. The rain then causes more fungi to grow.
- Before the invention of colorful synthetic dyes, people used mushrooms for dyeing wool and other natural fibers.
- Greek warriors ate mushrooms to increase their strength before battle.
- Mushrooms are one of the vegetable world's substitutes for meat.
Anatomy & Etymology
- The largest mushroom you'll find in most grocery stores is the portobello. It is the fully grown version of the Agaricus Bisporus species and has a large, brown cap. Smaller, immature mushrooms may be brown, like the cremini, or white, like the button.
- Mushrooms contain more than 90 percent water!
- Some mushrooms glow in the dark! They produce light through a process called bioluminescence. People used to carry these in ancient times to light their way through the forest.
- Mushrooms can grow super fast. Once they break through the surface of whatever they're growing on, they can double their size in just one day.
- The word "mushroom" comes from late Middle English for any fungus with a fleshy and fruiting body. It is derived from the Old French "mousseron," from the late Latin "mussirio."
How to Pick, Buy, & Eat
- Wild mushrooms can be found in many wooded areas. If you choose to harvest wild mushrooms, make certain you have a professional identify your pick. Many mushrooms may resemble safe mushrooms but are actually poisonous!
- Buy mushrooms with whole, intact caps, and be sure they are not wet or slimy!
- They will smell strong, sweet, and earthy when fresh.
- Rinse mushrooms before you slice or cut them. Whole mushrooms won't absorb much water, while cut mushrooms will. Wait to rinse mushrooms until right before you cook them; otherwise, they'll turn slimy.
- Mushrooms can be broiled, sautéed, and grilled. Mushrooms can be chopped or sliced and added to other dishes. Portobello caps are large enough to eat like a hamburger on a bun!
- The mushroom cap is most often the part that is cooked and eaten. The stem can be fibrous and woody but will add flavor to vegetable or meat stock.
- Mushrooms pair well with balsamic vinegar, fresh herbs (like oregano, rosemary, thyme, and cilantro), marinara, spinach, leafy greens, tomatoes, goat cheese, mozzarella, cream-based sauces, garlic, and onions.
- Store mushrooms in a partially closed resealable plastic bag to ensure air circulation without drying out the mushrooms.
Nutrition
- Mushrooms are low in calories and are an excellent source of B vitamins. These vitamins are needed for healthy cell and brain function, and they help prevent cancer and stress.
- Even though mushrooms don't use the sun for energy, they use it to produce vitamin D, just like humans do! Vitamin D is essential to our bones! It keeps them strong and regenerating.
- Mushrooms have essential minerals such as selenium, copper, phosphorus, zinc, and potassium. Copper helps the body build red blood cells and is necessary for the health of our bones. Selenium is an antioxidant that may decrease cancer risk.
- Mushrooms have been used successfully in traditional Chinese medicine for thousands of years to treat many health conditions. Western medicine is finally beginning to recognize and utilize some of the medicine mushrooms naturally contain.
History of Pâté!
- Pâté (PAH-tay) is a spread from France, usually made from any finely minced meat, liver, fish, seafood, or vegetables. It may be eaten on toasted or crusty bread or crackers for breakfast, as a snack, or as hors d'oeuvres.
- Pâté originated in Roman times. It was a way to preserve meat when there was no refrigeration, and many parts of an animal were used. The word "pâté" originates from the 12th century. Its meaning in Old French is "paste" (of seasoned meat). During the Middle Ages, minced meat, fish, or vegetables filled a pastry or pie crust, or were enclosed by dough, and then baked. Back then, it was known as "pâté en croute," or "paste in crust."
- When the pâté was not enclosed in pastry, it was cooked in a "terrine," a glazed earthenware baking dish, and called "pâté en terrine," or just "pâté" or "terrine." By the 19th century, pastry was often not included.
- Pâté is usually served slightly chilled or at room temperature. Condiments of butter, fig jam, onion marmalade, mustard, cranberry sauce, cornichons (small pickles), marinated olives, or pickled vegetables may accompany it.
Let's Learn About France!
- Bonjour (hello)! Bienvenue en (welcome to) France and the spectacular Eiffel Tower in Paris, the Mona Lisa, painted by Leonardo da Vinci, and ancient Roman ruins in the Provence region.
- France is a European country, and its official name is the French Republic. The capital city is Paris, which also has the most people.
- France's land area is 248,573 square miles. That is almost the size of the US state of Texas! The number of people in France is 67,874,000, about 43 percent more than in Texas.
- The official and national language is French, which is also the official language in 12 other countries, and a co-official language in 16 countries, including Canada.
- France's government consists of a president, a prime minister, and a parliament and is divided into regions and departments rather than states and counties.
- The French have a well-known motto, "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity."
- In addition to the Eiffel Tower, France is known for the Louvre, the most visited art museum worldwide (the Mona Lisa resides there), the Notre-Dame Cathedral, and the French Riviera (Côte d'Azur) in southeastern France on the Mediterranean coast.
- France is famous for the "beaux-arts" (fine arts). Paris is still home to many artists and great painters, artisans, and sculptors. Great literature came from French authors, such as Victor Hugo's novels Les Misérables and The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
- Paris has two popular nicknames. The most common is "The City of Light" (La Ville Lumière), which came about because Paris was the first European city to implement street lighting in 1860, lighting up the city with 56,000 gas street lamps. The second is "The City of Love," (La Ville de L'amour). This name is probably due to Paris being considered one of the most romantic cities in the world and the high number of marriage proposals at the Eiffel Tower!
- French cuisine is known for its freshness and high quality. Many of the world's greatest pastries originated in France, such as the croissant, eclair, and macaron!
- Other French foods are escargot (snails!), baguette (bread), ratatouille (roasted tomato, zucchini, and eggplant—remember the movie?!), and crepes (very thin pancakes).
What's It Like to Be a Kid in France?
- Most kids start school (preschool) at around age three. Depending on the area and the school, students go to school 4 to 5 days a week. They often get a 1½-hour lunch break, and some kids go home for lunch.
- Dinner is served at 7:30 pm or later, so afternoon snacks are essential. "Le goûter" (goo-tay), or afternoon tea, often includes a "tartine," a slice of bread topped with something sweet or savory (like cheese, butter and jam, or Nutella). Other popular snacks are yogurt, fromage blanc (white cheese), and fruit.
- Popular sports for kids are soccer, bicycling, and tennis.
- There are several parks in France, in and around Paris. Napoleon III even designed one of them, the Bois de Boulogne, where you can find beautiful gardens, lakes, a zoo, an amusement park, and two horse racing tracks. In addition, kids can go on pony rides, play mini-golf, and race remote control boats at many public parks.
- Of course, kids can also go to the most popular theme park in Europe, Disneyland Paris, which opened in 1992. While there, kids can go on a ride unique to Disneyland Paris: Ratatouille: The Adventure!



